Pablo Torre Finds Out what it's like to feud with Bill Simmons

And to think it all started on a podcast about a 47-year-old movie.

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The Pablo Torre piece

One of the biggest sports media feuds of 2025 began on a podcast about a 47-year-old movie and stems from the reporting on a relationship with a 49-year age gap.

During an episode of The Rewatchables that was released last week, Bill Simmons took aim at Pablo Torre’s recent fixation on Bill Belichick’s relationship with Jordon Hudson. The Sports Guy’s jabs, however, largely went unnoticed until they were amplified by an X account dedicated to the Bill Simmons subreddit.

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During the episode focused on the 1973 classic “Heaven Can Wait,” co-hosts Chris Ryan and Van Lathan discussed one of the film’s subplots. That, apparently, opened a lane for Simmons to take aim at Torre’s reporting on the Belichick-Hudson relationship, as well as his subsequent media appearances focused on the topic.

“Pablo Torre would’ve done a long podcast about Leo Farnsworth trying to practice with the team, and then done a media tour about it afterwards,” Simmons said. “I’ve never seen anybody dine on a stupider story for a week and a half while pretending you’re a journalist. What the f*ck was that? Seriously.”

The former ESPN columnist later added: “Belichick’s dating a girl. ‘Oh, let me do nine shows about it.’ Settle the f*ck down.”

Even Ryan and Lathan appeared astonished that Simmons was going after Torre with such animosity, with Ryan questioning whether The Ringer founder would have had the same reaction if Belichick wasn’t the former head coach of his favorite football team. The Boston native, however, insisted that his biggest issue with Torre’s reporting was the ensuing “media tour,” which included various interviews and features in Vanity Fair and The Athletic.

As news of Simmons’ comments spread, Torre didn’t take them lying down. Reposting an article from Awful Announcing (hey, we know them), the Meadowlark Media host issued an invitation/challenge for the fellow ex-ESPNer to join him on an episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out.

We’ve yet to find out whether or not Simmons will accept Torre’s offer, although we aren’t holding our breath. Still, it will be interesting to see how — or even if — he replies in any form, in what has already emerged as one of the stranger sports media beefs of 2025.

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The smallest market Finals in NBA history

Obviously, an NBA Finals that travels between Oklahoma City and Indianapolis isn’t exactly a big-market affair.

But just how “small time” is the upcoming championship series between the Thunder and Pacers? Like, the smallest in NBA history.

Taking a look at the average DMA market ranking of the two teams involved, the series measures as the smallest market NBA Finals since 1982 (the year after CBS famously stopped airing the Finals on tape delay). It’s rare for the Finals to not include at least one team from a top-10 market. It’s unprecedented for it to not include a single team from a top-20 U.S. market.

What will this mean from a ratings perspective? It’s tough to say, especially considering that such a matchup has never happened before. And any potential comparison featuring the Thunder, San Antonio Spurs or Cleveland Cavaliers in past years has typically also been anchored by the presence of LeBron James or a big-market opponent.

It’s also worth noting that NBA Finals ratings have generally been on a downward trajectory in recent years, although there has yet to be a Finals series that utilizes Nielsen’s new (and friendlier) measurement methods. Even without knowing how competitive the series will be, expectations should still be tepid, although the potential Nielsen bump could surprise some folks.

But whether the 2025 NBA Finals exceeds expectations or falls short, the big-picture impact will be minimal considering that the league’s new 11-year media rights deal won’t even go into effect until next season. Still, it’s worth wondering whether the NBA’s current collective bargaining agreement will continue to pave the way for small-market matchups, and what that would mean for the league — and its Finals ratings — moving forward.

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